Zombie Apocalypse: Day 152 *Ghoul edition*

Okay, this is getting CRAZY!  I have no idea why these stories are coming out before Halloween, but this one is the most bizarre thus far.  It has some of the hallmarks I mentioned earlier.

1.  It involves a police officer –

A NYPD officer, Gilberto Valle, led a crazy double life as an honest to God ghoul.  Wife, kid, Bulldog puppy, this guy was like a 50’s American stereotype…from a David Lynch film.  Turns out he had plans to kidnap, drug, and eat 100 women.  His wife found the records/blueprints on his computer.  I am shocked he didn’t eat her.

2.  Drug induced rage –

This part is not EXACTLY like the others, in that he himself was not on drugs (or so I don’t think).  Instead his plan was to drug women, put them in the oven, slow cook them, and/or sell the extras.  He had plans to sell his second victim to an unnamed buyer for 5 large (5 thousand dollars).

3.  Naked –

All the women were to be slow-cooked, naked obviously, and kept alive as long as possible.

4.  Eating people/animals

Oh, right, this one.  A NYPD POLICE OFFICER WAS PLANNING ON KIDNAPPING VARIOUS WOMEN, COOKING THEM, AND EATING THEM!

Seriously, what is happening to society?  This is weird right?  I am not the only person who thinks this is totally scary am I?  Anyone?

Cat HIV?

This story is really important for a number of reasons.  Allow me to summarize:  A very nice boyfriend was trying to fly out his GF’s cat to her in Taiwan.  The man & cat were flying out of JFK in NYC.  The cat was/is 4 years old, and she hasn’t seen the little guy in 10 months.  He’s going along, slides the cat over to the bumbling idiot club, also known as the TSA.  They mishandle the carrier, the cat gets out, and no one can find him.  These are the guys tasked with keeping us safer at airports?  The couldn’t keep a ham sandwich safe at a vegetarian’s house.  BEST part is:  They blamed the guy for the debacle!  The official release said that the agent did everything properly, and that passengers are responsible for pets at all times.  That is so ridiculous I don’t even know where to begin.  Oh and it gets better.  Turns out that the cat has some form of Cat HIV!  I don’t think it transfers to humans, otherwise it would have to go on my Disease Countdown board.  Needless to say (my specialty) the cat won’t live long without it’s medications and close monitoring.

Not the first time this crap has happened at JFK.  A cat names Jack was lost for 66 days, and eventually had to be put down.

Zombie Apocalypse: Day 149

If this doesn’t stink of police cover-up, I don’t know what does.  This is a zombie attack, plain and simple.  Let’s review the facts over the past month:

Fact #1

October 9th, a University of Alabama student supposedly drops LSD, strips naked, and attacks two people in a car, tries to bite a woman’s arm, pounds on the police glass where an officer confronts him.  Witnesses say that the man, Gil Coller, slowly approaches the officer, who backs up several times before shooting Gil in the chest.

Fact #2

On October 21st in Tampa Florida, an irrational naked woman goes up to two officers at a “social gathering”.  Apparently she had a weapon.  Details are sketchy, but she is also shot dead. Keep in mind this is not far from where the infamous “bath Salts” zombie was shot on a highway.

Fact #3

Also on the 21st of October, in San Fransisco the police were called to investigate two supposedly “drug fueled” individuals setting fire to a house.  The two men were found naked (see a theme here?) and destroying the windows, as if they were trying to get to something inside.  One of the men had a rifle, and the police used this as reason to shoot the men dead.  During their investigation, they found a blood trail that lead to the backyard where they found 3 decapitated birds.  I would imagine they were partially eaten.  One of the neighbors was interviewed, and said it was like his normal neighbor had just “gone crazy” for no reason.

A few things strike me:  1.  They were all naked.  2.  They tried to eat living animals/humans, 3.  The reason is always drugs of some kind.  This seems convenient since to the common person who doesn’t take drugs, it would seem totally believable that they would make you do insane things, and 4.  they were all going after police, and shot by police.  What if police hadn’t been there?  What if they had targeted someone else?  Why police?  Is there a new drug that is truly making people hate clothes and crave human flesh?  This is all way too weird to ignore.

Obama Prison Purchase

The Obama Administration just purchased a prison in my home state of Illinois.  The Thompson prison has sat empty since the early 90’s.  The state government had enough to build it, but ran out of money when it came to staffing it.  So there it sits.  Enter the Federal Government.  They have reached a deal with Ill. Governor Pat Quinn.  Ever since talk of the Gitmo detainees being moved to Illinois started surfacing, people have been wary of this prison being sold to the Feds for just that purpose.  The Republicans brought it up, Obama denied.  The Democrats brought it up.  Obama denies that it will ever be used for Gitmo prisoners.  You know what?  I believe him.  Not because I am a raging liberal with a bleeding heart agenda, but I truly believe something else is at play.

You may remember my posts on the DHS ammo purchase (start here and here).  Well I truly think something is going on.  My totally paranoid conspiracy theory is:  These will be used for us, or at the very least, people who oppose the government…IE domestic “terrorists”.   Well what does Obama say it will be used for?  His answer “Domestic Criminals”.  Nothing vague about that.