Okay, this is getting CRAZY!  I have no idea why these stories are coming out before Halloween, but this one is the most bizarre thus far.  It has some of the hallmarks I mentioned earlier.

1.  It involves a police officer –

A NYPD officer, Gilberto Valle, led a crazy double life as an honest to God ghoul.  Wife, kid, Bulldog puppy, this guy was like a 50’s American stereotype…from a David Lynch film.  Turns out he had plans to kidnap, drug, and eat 100 women.  His wife found the records/blueprints on his computer.  I am shocked he didn’t eat her.

2.  Drug induced rage –

This part is not EXACTLY like the others, in that he himself was not on drugs (or so I don’t think).  Instead his plan was to drug women, put them in the oven, slow cook them, and/or sell the extras.  He had plans to sell his second victim to an unnamed buyer for 5 large (5 thousand dollars).

3.  Naked –

All the women were to be slow-cooked, naked obviously, and kept alive as long as possible.

4.  Eating people/animals

Oh, right, this one.  A NYPD POLICE OFFICER WAS PLANNING ON KIDNAPPING VARIOUS WOMEN, COOKING THEM, AND EATING THEM!

Seriously, what is happening to society?  This is weird right?  I am not the only person who thinks this is totally scary am I?  Anyone?