Everyone who knows the Funklord, knows he is a dog person. I don’t dislike cats, I recognize their right to exist, they just aren’t my favorite. Lucky me. Turns out there is a certain parasite that ONLY breeds in a cat’s stomach. This parasite can find it way into human body in several ways, not the least of which is through their feces, IE changing the litter box. This little worm hitches a ride to your brain trust, and proceeds to adjust its chemistry. According to the article, it has “been linked to brain cancer, schizophrenia and personality disorders, may inflame the brain or tamper with its chemistry…”. I should probably give me mom a call…
Category Archives: General Weird
If I only had a…
Better than formaldehyde, better than pickle brine, are the Bogs of Britain. Apparently someone lost their car keys, and they went in after them. Instead what they found was a centuries old skull with the brain perfectly preserved inside.
I think it was labeled “Abbey someone…Abbey Normal”.
Real Life Iron Man
This guy’s life is like the first few acts of Iron Man. Talk about resourcefulness, and sheer force of will. He just made bionic arms out of trash. TRASH!
Zombie ApoCULTlypse?
This story is weird. The body of a 98 year old woman is stolen and the police possibly think it’s a cult. This is like the storyline of an episode of Supernatural.
Boom goes the Wisconsonite
I don’t know if you have been keeping up with the weird rumbles in Wisconsin, but they have returned. This article from Infowars tells all about how local residents have felt tremors that were like “a giant walking” or “a huge machine pounding the ground”. I have no idea if this is paranormal, but it certainly is weird, especially since as you can see in the article, it has been examined by all sorts of experts.
One time is happenstance, two times is coincidence, three times will see the earth give birth to a giant Moth-like creature.