Everyone who knows the Funklord, knows he is a dog person.  I don’t dislike cats, I recognize their right to exist, they just aren’t my favorite.  Lucky me.  Turns out there is a certain parasite that ONLY breeds in a cat’s stomach.  This parasite can find it way into  human body in several ways, not the least of which is through their feces, IE changing the litter box.  This little worm hitches a ride to your brain trust, and proceeds to adjust its chemistry.  According to the article, it has “been linked to brain cancer, schizophrenia and personality disorders, may inflame the brain or tamper with its chemistry…”.  I should probably give me mom a call…