For those keeping track at home (or on here), entire colonies, flocks, and schools of animals are simply dying all at once. It has struck again, this time in New Jersey. They give the reason as a slow acting pesticide, which may be true, but it also may not be. Everything, of course, is preliminary. Nonetheless, it is another step in a disturbing trend.
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A True Spiderwoman and others
I always heard the urban legend of a spider crawling into your ear canal and laying eggs, thus spawning a brain-eating legion. Apparently it’s not only possible, but it happened: All but the eggs and the brain eating.
In other news, a woman is suffering from a condition where her hair follicles produce fingernails. This is happening all over her body. No one knows what is causing it or how to stop it.
Horseman of Pestilence
This is the third post dedicated to disease since the FFP started rolling out worldwide. Today’s submission is a crotch shot worthy of an Olympic basketball game.
Gonorrhea is on its way to being untreatable. Let me repeat that: Gonorreah is becoming UNTREATABLE due to overuse of anti-biotics. We here at the FFP have a very strict screening process in place when it comes to potential sexual partners, but those with a less strict protocol should read this immediately. Also this article was published by the Washington Post, outlining the long-term plan.
On top of that, in Minnesota a child died from an infection caused by an amoeba. While admittedly this is a rare occurrence, it does come at a time when a lot of supposedly rare diseases are making a comeback. Are the strains getting stronger, or are we getting weaker?
We Are The French in 1789
All of this rolled into the offices of the Funk Freedom Press this morning. We here at the FFP try stay away from politics, but this is too crazy not to share.
We are in a class war.  Many of you know it, and if you don’t know it you should. Bernie Sanders is an Independent senator from Vermont. Watch this video as he really blows the lid off of the agenda of the wealthy. The bulk of our leaders are in league with this diabolical corporate takeover, either willingly by purposefully passing corrupt legislation, or accidentally by taking obscene amounts of lobbyist campaign funds.
If we are to take this to its natural conclusion, then Alex Jones has offered a very scary look at the future. I am not saying that will come to pass, but he always has verifiable backing and evidence to all of his claims, not the least of which is this video taken in Burbank California. That really makes you think.
Die Offs
This is not the first massive die off of fish in recent history. Here’s one, here’s one, and this one is right down the street. I am not going to go on a tirade about Global Warming, because I just don’t know. What I do know that massive numbers of of animals dying at one place, and one time is not a sign of a healthy biosphere. Some attribute it to low oxygen in the water, others high temperatures (which leads to low oxygen).
We aren’t just talking fish either. This website tracks the progress JUST THIS YEAR, the strangest is the dropping from the sky in Arkansas. Weird stuff.