Dead people:Â 23
Confirmed cases:Â 281
Florida, with 17 infections, has banned NECC from doing business in the state
Three peripheral infections that target joints
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Fungal Meningitis: Day 18
Dead people:Â 21
Confirmed cases:Â 271
Tennessee hit hardest, then Michigan.
Dogs: Enemy # 1
This article is so stupid. It tries to sound alarmist, explaining that letting your dog kiss you is bad for both of you because it spreads germs that cause plaque. No s#&! Those germs are everywhere. You think that people without dogs wake up with fresh breath after brushing the night before? NO! You are going to get this crap no matter what. That’s how the world works. I didn’t set up that system, but to claim that dogs are harmful for that reason is ludicrous. Say it’s because they lick their butts then your face, say it’s because they eat off the floor for a living, tie it to their constant crotch sniffing/tasting. THis person should not be allowed to write another “news” article again. Can you take away someone’s journalistic credentials? I want to start that process.
I have a Grandpa for a dad
I should eat Indian Food more often. There is a man in the aforementioned country, who hit two major milestones: Just turned 96, and just had a bouncing baby boy! His wife, who is 52(and having a kid at that age is still a feat), gave birth to his son, making him the oldest dad on record.
Funniest line in the article, is that according to him, his wife “wants it all night long, but for the needs of the child, they have to put their personal needs aside”.
Meth Head (no the other head)
You don’t generally hear about this stuff, especially so close to Canada. In Minnesota, a Meth Head takes a bump, and drives home. Cops pull her over because she is all over the road. They bust her on the spot for having a controlled substance (Apparently they found the blue stuff on her). So she sits in a jail cell, and as a routine, the drug sniffing dogs come around. One takes a fancy to her crotch. Nothing new in the dog world, except these are highly trained dogs. If they sniff your crotch, something is up. Oh and something was up, up her vagina. 17 grams of Meth and a pipe.
Then the dog started sniffing the other dogs butt. You do NOT want to know…