This story is about a monkey, in a stylish coat and a diaper, who got loose in an Ikea store in Ontario.  It wasn’t specified, but I do not believe he purchased the coat there.  I don’t really have a lot to say, other than I didn’t think I would hear the term “Well Dressed” and “Dapper” applied to any monkey other than Lancelot Link Secret Chimp (Look it up under 30 crowd.  It’s a perfect reference).  The chimp is fine, but it is still up in the air if the original owners will get the monkey back.  It’s an illegal pet in Ontario.