Category Archives: Grungy Girl Gang

The Grungy Girl Gang Act 5 – The Actual Movie

by funklord

I totally called it.  I have just been alerted by a Hollywood insider, and avid fan of the site, that my treatment for The Grungy Girl Gang has indeed been made by MTV!  Oh, there are a few differences than what I have been pitching you guys for the past few months.  That’s okay, what prolific writer hasn’t had to make a few concessions for the opportunity to make their Opus right?

First of all, I had to change the name to Spring Breakers.  NBD there.  Next?  A few casting changes to appeal to a younger demographic.   Fine.  Now things are starting to go a little off course, but I can right the sails.  I will make it up to Kristen.  Ok ready to shoot?  Nope.  One more quick thing, we cut out all the hijinks, and replaced it with 4 SUPER SEXY criminals, a lot of sex, and we’ve replaced all the jokes with sexual intercourse.  We did, however, get James Franco.   That’s fine, I like sex, sexy girls, and sexual intercourse. plus James Franco is okay.  Who is watching comedies these days anyway right?  Now can we start shooting?  Just one more small thing:  We are cutting you completely out.

Now that, I expected.

The End.

The Grungy Girl Gang Act 4: The Heist (AKA The Bungle Down Under)

by funklord

And the movie keeps writing itself.  In Queensland Australia, a pair of wannabe thieves performed a heist worthy of Oceans 11.  They broke into a toilet behind a series of shops, and they diagrammed a tunnel clearly inspired by the great Wile E. Coyote.  The intention was to land safely and unannounced in the back room of an independent jewelery store.  The pair burrowed under the strip of stores, and they they broke through the floor, they robbed the place…except that these mathematicians ended up in the KFC next door.  Undeterred and wanting to make the most of the opportunity, they robbed that place and its customers of 2600 dollars, as well as an 8 piece meal with mashed potatoes and a biscuit.

What makes this story insane to me is that this was the third robbery attempt THAT DAY!  They had previously tried, unsuccessfully,  breaking the front store window with spark plugs.  After that, they tried coming in through the back but ended up in an animal charity.  Not ones to miss an opportunity, they stole the donation box worth a whopping 50 bucks.

Bungling Robber seems to be a full time job in Australia, as opposed to Police Officer, which seems to be operating on a strictly volunteer basis.