I totally called it.  I have just been alerted by a Hollywood insider, and avid fan of the site, that my treatment for The Grungy Girl Gang has indeed been made by MTV!  Oh, there are a few differences than what I have been pitching you guys for the past few months.  That’s okay, what prolific writer hasn’t had to make a few concessions for the opportunity to make their Opus right?

First of all, I had to change the name to Spring Breakers.  NBD there.  Next?  A few casting changes to appeal to a younger demographic.   Fine.  Now things are starting to go a little off course, but I can right the sails.  I will make it up to Kristen.  Ok ready to shoot?  Nope.  One more quick thing, we cut out all the hijinks, and replaced it with 4 SUPER SEXY criminals, a lot of sex, and we’ve replaced all the jokes with sexual intercourse.  We did, however, get James Franco.   That’s fine, I like sex, sexy girls, and sexual intercourse. plus James Franco is okay.  Who is watching comedies these days anyway right?  Now can we start shooting?  Just one more small thing:  We are cutting you completely out.

Now that, I expected.

The End.