This Week in Genitalia 2 – Live Uses For

This post is going to ride a thin line taste wise, so I will make my apologies now, and do my best to keep it classy.  In San Fransisco (where else?), there is a Porn company that is getting into the Sex Ed business with live demonstrations.  This has to be the single best idea in the history of mankind (slight hyperbole).  I don’t mean that in a pervy or lecherous way please don’t get me wrong, but business-wise, this is a brilliant move.  I am actually shocked this hasn’t been done before.  I know it crosses a line when you have people having sex in front of a crowd (depraved sex show VS Professor holding class.  I know we have all been in a police station explaining that one).

This is great for couples who want to step it up in the B-Room (hardware installation, mirror adjustment, or safe word selection), the ladies man who wants to learn a few new tricks (The Plum Juggler, the Five Finger Dismount, etc.), or the sheltered housewife who only knows the choreography for gentle missionary.  The Funklord has been in the game a long time (the “N” was added later), and I have to say that with some of these advanced pleasure techniques, you really have to see the intricate hand motions in person (no pun intended).  A lot has changed since your parents shared their lewd and lascivious secrets with you.

*Full Disclosure*  I am promoting this because due to my large physical endowments, I have been asked to fly to San Fran (Yes it does count as my carry on) to run a class .  I had to replace this adjunct professor.  I will be teaching my new p90X type program for those trying to get back in sexual shape called “The Penal System”.