If you thought our economy was bad, listen to this:  Italy is out of Pizza Makers.  This is not a joke:  Italy is pondering the procurement of prominent pizza preparers from the Philippines.  I know they are the center of an economic collapse, but so are we!  We have plenty of hot dog makers, burger flippers, and apple pie makers.  As a matter of fact, almost everyone who graduates high school in out country, thanks to our educational system, is fully qualified to operate a McDonalds burger grill.  Take that Italia!

Apparently in Italy, their spoiled youth want a 6 hour a day desk job, and DO NOT want to learn how to do that cool thing where they take a ball of dough, and flip it into the air in a circle. You know what I’m talking about?  They spin it like a plate in the air to make the crust uniformly circle by harnessing the power of centrifugal force and gravity?  It’s very technical.  They usually do it in all the windows of pizza places, especially in movies and TV shows.  Anyway, I think this is a travesty.  To add an additional topping to that crap pie for 1.75, they are outsourcing the job!  They are taking applications from Bangladesh, Ukraine, and Egypt!  They are going to HATE the daily commute.