The FFP took a little bit of a hiatus, and now we are back and better than ever.  I am so glad this story appeared on not only a CBS site, but on a very popular aggregate site as well.  See this crazy stuff has been going on for decades, and the people who reported it, and those who suspected something suspicious were labeled as cooks and weirdos.  Let me elaborate:

For some strange reason, all across this country, cows are basically being cut up under very strange circumstances.  Who would want to cut up random cows?!  And why cows?  Look at that picture above.  They are really cute in a gross and stinky way.  You might have heard of this phenomenon as “Cow Mutilations”.

Now before you dismiss this totally out of hand, know this:  This was reported by CBS.  Here is a list of the strange occurrences that are common all across the country:

1.  Cows killed and various random parts are being removed:  Eyes, Ears, tongue.
2.  All the reproductive organs are removed, including coring out the anus.
2.  They are removed with surgical precision.
3.  There is no blood or fluid.  The wounds are micro-cauterized as if removed with a laser.
4.  There is no evidence of ritualistic killings, nor is it from a wild animal.
5.  It happens for a series of days

So that begs the question:  Who is doing this and why?  I think the quick answers are what take credibility away from the topic, but something/someone is doing it.

Seems like a lot of trouble to make homemade hot dogs (tongues, ears, and a-holes).