From my previous post, you were introduced to my feelings on Kentucky.  Given that, this story does not surprise me.  Now what man has NOT had a nightmare about his penis being frozen off, and developing gangrene to the point amputation is needed?  I know I have.  Well a Kentucky man is going through that for real.  He served in the Army.  A Patriot.  This man goes to the VA hospital for a medical procedure on his penis, (penal implants and a circumcision.  Seems like paying twice to get the same length, but I digress) and after the surgery the nurse put ice on it for 19 hours straight!  He got frostbite of the penis, it developed into gangrene, and he had to have the whole thing removed.  He can’t even urinate!  So he is suing for malpractice.

Normally I would joke about freeze dried wieners or something like that, but I don’t think this is the place for jokes.  This positively terrifying if you love your penis, or one that belongs to someone else.