This man is infinitely more of a man than I, although technically I have 200% more balls.  A British Rugby player, Paul Wood (Real name), got his eggs scrambled by a knee in the waning moments of hte first half.  This tough MFer came back in and finished the game (even though they lost).  He then had his smashed ball surgically removed.  He has a wife and two kids, thank God, but I am sure he had a lot more planned for the little guy.  The good news is the remaining ball now has a two bedroom apartment.  He will appreciate the space.