It is official:  A bacon shortage is coming.  Well, a pork shortage, but that quickly will cut into bacon, make no mistake.  Man my roommate is going to be pissed.  He loves this stuff.  He buys the good kind.  You know the stuff I’m talking about.  Apple musk, hickey smoked, all that nonsense.  I am not in love with bacon myself, but the stuff he makes really causes me to question my meat loyalties.

A good friend of mine, her mom is one of the leading experts on bacon, yet she cooks it in the microwave.  I don’t get it.  Anyway apparently her palate is so refined that someone tried to pass off “Boars hog” bacon as…I guess regular bacon, (I am a novice here) and she went absolutely ape $#!*.  Pretty funny actually.

My financial advice:  invest in Bacon Bits futures.  I think that their small size, and ability to be liquidated easily will make them the currency of the future.

Also, what does this mean for the future of fair food?  What will they wrap other meats in next?