Russia, and I am not making this up, hired Boys II Men in a marketing campaign to increase the birth rate of the Russian people.  Let me repeat:  Putin paid a 90 R&B band to come to Russia and basically convince the people to have more sex.  This is the worst idea since the 2007 “Day of Conception” fridge giveaway.  They gave people the day off on September 12th, and any woman who gave birth 9 months later was entered into a raffle to win a fridge.   An iPod loaded with Barry White and Marvin Gay would seem more appropriate.

You would think that with Vodka as the national drink, bad sexual choices wouldn’t be a problem.