A woman in Houston got into a fight with her sister, and bites her arm, then chomps down on her nose and rips it off!  This really happened.  To add to the lunacy, the article goes into detail about the settlement, where the woman got 5 years probation, and was ordered by a court to give write a formal apology to her sister.  Did I mention this happened to her SISTER?!

I have a really hard time taking this at face value.  All the other “Zombie” like stories are between two people who either don;t know each other, or who have some sort of general tie.  These two were sisters, and she literally BIT her nose off!  THey don’t even go into detail what they were fighting over. Even Mike Tyson had a reason.

I should also mention that the actual incident happened LAST YEAR, right around all the other zombie like attacks.  This article is just about the legal fallout.

Mark my words, there is something more here, and we at the Funk Freedom Press will get the scoop.