Ever want to look like a Star Trek alien with all those crazy lumps and bumps on your face?  No?  Then you you are not young, hip, or Japanese.  There is a trend sweeping the Land of the Rising Sun, and it is making me feel like a crotchety geezer.  I just don’t get it.  Apparently in the Asian Body Mod world, you can inject a bubble of saline into your forehead, them push the center in so it looks like you have a bagel there.  It is known as “awesome, cool, punk rock, tits, rad, boss, the shit, dah shiznit, groovy, swell, epic, retarded” or whatever word describes trendy in your age group.  It is basically a breast implant on your face.  Seems like a waste to me.

There is a God, because this monstrosity is absorbed by the body within 16 hours.  Oh and before they go out, they smear cream cheese all over it.  Kids these days.