I cannot tell you how many times I have thought about doing this…when I was 6.  This story is just so amazing.  One of those that comes along once in a lifetime.  There is a man in Michigan that dresses up like Batman and patrols the streets.  Well apparently while listening to the police scanner, he arrived on the scene of a crime where the suspect fled.  Sans Batmobile, this man was in pursuit.  The problem is that the police wanted to unleash the K-9 unit.  This faux Batman threw off their sent.  Refusing to back down (just like the REAL Batman) this man shot up a grappling hook, and was swallowed by the night.  Oh wait, no they arrested him.

His sidekick Batgirl is raising money for his bail.  No seriously.