Ok, with all this doom and gloom, thank God monkeys are making headlines today.

First of all, this one is hilarious.  A lab tech got caught with his pants down, partying with two escaped monkeys.  What else to you need to know?  I do hope they were at least female.

The second story is about The Mystery Monkey of Tampa Bay.  Sounds like a cryptid I know.  Read the article, you will not be disappointed.  The monkey even has a blog and is running for mayor.  Nothing funnier that a monkey eluding capture.  It’s like a 5 year buddy comedy.