I am reminded of a line from The Big Lebowski:  “The beauty, Dude, is in it’s simplicity.  Once a plan gets too complex everything can go wrong”.

The story goes like this:  Chinese food delivery man goes into a school to make a delivery, leaves the car idling in the parking lot.  Thief steals the car and makes the deliveries, keeping the money for himself.  Not a terrible idea, BUT how did he know where to go?  Was this an inside job?  I don’t know how delivery guys work.

Anyway, this isn’t the funniest part.  *Spoiler alert*  He gets caught (gasp!) and gets busted for DRUG CHARGES.  Possession of less than an ounce of Marijuana, paraphernalia, and other drug charges.

I love this country.